This sweatshirt is fall’s answer to a warm hug from grandma—with a little sass sprinkled in like cinnamon on your cider. Featuring a charming pumpkin-and-floral design that says “I’m festive, but I still have opinions,” it’s perfect for everything from pumpkin patch selfies to couch naps that turn into full-blown hibernation.

Whether you’re hosting a chaotic Friendsgiving, dodging unsolicited life advice at family gatherings, or just vibing with your favorite blanket and beverage, this cozy crewneck’s got you covered. Literally.

It’s soft, it’s snuggly, and it’s stylish enough to make you look put together—even if you’re just wearing it to avoid real pants.

🧵 Product Features

• No side seams = smooth silhouette and less fabric waste

• Ribbed knit collar that bounces back like your best comebacks

• Cozy 50/50 cotton-poly blend for softness and durability

• Ethically made with US-grown cotton—because comfort shouldn’t come with guilt

• Double-needle stitching so it lasts longer than your seasonal situationship

🧼 Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (like your iced coffee in October)

• Non-chlorine bleach if needed

• Tumble dry low—because high heat is for drama

• Do not iron (this sweatshirt is already smooth)

• Do not dry clean (unless you’re feeling fancy, but like… why?)