This relaxed, garment-dyed cotton tee features a tongue-in-cheek bird illustration and the cheeky line, “You Might Find a Brain Back There.” It feels lived-in from the first wear thanks to the post-construction dye and heavyweight, pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton. The print sits casually across the chest, pairing effortlessly with jeans, work boots, or a worn-in flannel. Wear it when you want to spark a laugh during a laid-back hangout, while wandering thrift shops, or at an outdoorsy meetup—this shirt brings quiet confidence and sly humor without trying too hard. The roomy, relaxed cut and durable double-needle seams mean it stands up to repeat wear, while the tubular knit and wide color range give it that vintage, faded look that becomes more personal over time.
Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort - Garment-dyed after construction for soft color and lived-in texture - Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) with a relaxed fit and pre-shrunk fabric - Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability - Available S–4XL, sewn-in label, and 58 color options
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean